ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

fvanjik:

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY BLOG
IM JUST LAUGHING SO HARD
moment of silence 4 ppl who have to deal with surprise dick pics

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datkarkatass:

the-stars-descend:

the-stars-descend:

You’re living, you occupy space, and you have mass.

You know what that means?

You matter

this is the most inspirational pun i have ever seen

(via wallytumblz)


unspokenwordsarecreatedbytears:

When your mom buys you clothes that she likes, but you don’t

unspokenwordsarecreatedbytears:

When your mom buys you clothes that she likes, but you don’t

(via skyethepunkrockwhore)


tastefullyoffensive:

Turtle Twerking World Champion 2014 [video]

tastefullyoffensive:

Turtle Twerking World Champion 2014 [video]

(via brane-s)


mentalalchemy:

I laughed too loudly at this

mentalalchemy:

I laughed too loudly at this

(via finding-monroeville)


Q
hi dennys so im turning 18 a week from tomorrow and i was going to go to ihop for my bday unless u can give me three good reasons to go to dennys instead
A

dennys:

1. Free
2. Grand
3. Slam


iwishihadafather:

this is a national treasure

(via brane-s)


chaofanatic:

dkc2:

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

Amateur 

Casual

This is what happens when your technique is garbage.

chaofanatic:

dkc2:

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

Amateur 

Casual

This is what happens when your technique is garbage.

(via brane-s)


(via brane-s)


That person who followed you since you were a newbie and up to now, and they’re still following you.